Crime Film Script

 *Big Arth lying on a sofa watching TV and laughing. The TV isn’t on*

*Jimmy enters and sits on the other sofa*

Jimmy: You will not believe the day I’ve had!

Big Arth: I don’t really care to be honest, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Wow! Thanks Arth. I really do appreciate the sympathy and the interest in how crap my day has been.

Big Arth: Well… *pause* I don’t care since all I want is that coke I sent you to get.

Jimmy: Oh yeah! Here you go. *giddy face*

*Takes cola bottle from pocket and hands it over to Big Arth*

Big Arth: What’s this!?

Jimmy: The coke you asked for…

Big Arth: I meant coke as in the drug! Coke!

Jimmy: Oh yeah! Right, I’ve got that stashed somewhere. Let me find it…

*Reaches into pockets taking out comical and household items*

Jimmy: Eeerrrrmm…

Big Arth: What?

Jimmy: Okay, so maybe I don’t have the coke…

Big Arth: WHAT!?

Jimmy: Hey, it wasn’t my fault! It was the dealer! He was… Dodgy.

Big Arth: Ok, so what happened? Why has your day been so terrible?

Jimmy: Well…

*Fade to white and into a flashback form. Flashback reveals Jimmy’s day with a consistent Edgar Wright-esque voice over*

Jimmy (V/O): …first off, I went to our usual dealer, but he wasn’t there. Instead some guy was there and he offered me the coke for free, which was quite nice. He then ran off, so I went on my way. As I was on my way back some goons grabbed me and put a bag round my head. I then woke up in some dark room with a light shining on me. Some weird boss type guy was asking me questions about the drugs but I had no way of answering him. He then pulled a gun on me and threatened to do terrible things tour dealer. I then blacked out and woke up in the middle of the street…

Big Arth: He’s gonna kill our drug dealer!?

Jimmy: Yep.

Big Arth: Crap! Right, so what did this boss type guy look like?

Jimmy: He wore a nice suit and was very evil… Oh! And he had a gun!

Big Arth: Nice suit? There’s only one person in the whole of Wrexham who has a nice suit…

Jimmy: Tell me about him!

Big Arth: I’m surprised he didn’t kill you! You were face to face with Wrexham’s number one dealer!

Jimmy: That’s not really something to brag about…

Big Arth: Shut up and stop being such an idiot! This guy is dangerous! Our dealer is in danger! Come on!

Jimmy: Where are we going?

Big Arth: To find that bloke who gave the coke…

*Both leave room*

*Titlecard*

*Scene end*